Saturday, August 2, 2008
The Story of Double One
The double one domino is the chosen symbol for the Billy Ratchet Domino Championships. The one itself, representing that only one individual can come out victorious but that isn't the reason we use it. Couple that one with another one, and the domino resembles robot boobs. As you know from the about us section, Billy Ratchet's one true passion in life was feeling robot boobs with his ratchet hands. Many robots, including female robots, have square chest cavities; not unlike the shape of a domino. The two dots represent the robot areolas and the line down the middle is the demarcation between the two robot boobs. Robot boobs can also often times be cold, a bitter reminder that it is lonely at the top. It is the close resemblance to robot boobs that truly gives the double one domino a place of honor in the Billy Ratchet Domino Championships.
Friday, August 1, 2008
August 1, 2008
Tonight's domino match saw a slaughter as former holder of the Billy Ratchet award, J-Mi, fell for the first time since the creation of the award three weeks ago. S-$ took the award and gold medal from J-Mi, which also cause J-Mi to drop in the rankings to last place. D-Ram remains in second with a quality effort. Congratulations to S-$ on taking the gold.
Here is the score chart. Remember the object of Mexican train dominoes is to obtain the lowest score.
Also of note, rising out of the game may be a scientific study on the offensiveness of the word "tit" to women. In addition, it was discovered that J-Mi is so great, when you try to write your name tonight, you will write his.
Here is the score chart. Remember the object of Mexican train dominoes is to obtain the lowest score.
Also of note, rising out of the game may be a scientific study on the offensiveness of the word "tit" to women. In addition, it was discovered that J-Mi is so great, when you try to write your name tonight, you will write his.
About Us
This blog site is the home to the Billy Ratchet invitational domino championships. The name of the game is Mexican train dominoes and it is played in honor of one special boy. That boy is Billy Ratchet.
Billy was born a boy and, as such, looked like basically every other boy his age. However, following a tragic kite flying accident, Billy lost both of his hands. Out of great tragedy, though, came a great beginning. With Billy's affinity for robot boobs, it seemed only natural that he have ratchet hands. So, that was the mission set forth for Billy, to adorn his newly gained stumps with shiny ratchet hands. After this, I think Billy became a superhero or something, or maybe he didn't. However, what he did do was roam the country side feeling robot boobs with his ratchet hands.
And now, to recognize this boy, we play dominoes for him. Who are we? We're D-Ram, J-Mi and S-$ but collectively we're the Funny Bones (or funny dominoes if we're playing at a club called funny bones). And this is our website about playing dominoes for Billy.
Billy was born a boy and, as such, looked like basically every other boy his age. However, following a tragic kite flying accident, Billy lost both of his hands. Out of great tragedy, though, came a great beginning. With Billy's affinity for robot boobs, it seemed only natural that he have ratchet hands. So, that was the mission set forth for Billy, to adorn his newly gained stumps with shiny ratchet hands. After this, I think Billy became a superhero or something, or maybe he didn't. However, what he did do was roam the country side feeling robot boobs with his ratchet hands.
And now, to recognize this boy, we play dominoes for him. Who are we? We're D-Ram, J-Mi and S-$ but collectively we're the Funny Bones (or funny dominoes if we're playing at a club called funny bones). And this is our website about playing dominoes for Billy.
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